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Settle stupid
arguments
in seconds.

Two sides enter. One funny AI verdict drops in seconds. No more group-chat tribunals — let Settle play the bar referee.

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~10s verdictOne phone, two sidesNo signup to play
How it works

Four taps from petty to settled.

Settle is built for live moments — at the bar, on the couch, mid-text-thread. No accounts, no setup, no awkward debate.

01

Start a dispute

Pick Bar Mode for one phone or Quick Challenge to fire one at a friend.

02

Add both sides

Each side gets a turn to make their case. Voice, text, full story — your way.

03

Get the verdict

Settle weighs both sides and drops a ruling in seconds with a guilt percentage.

04

Share or claim

Send the verdict, claim the win on your profile, or trigger a rematch.

Ways to play

One app.
A whole bar of arguments.

Whether you’re sat across the table or sniping in the group chat, Settle has a mode for the moment.

Bar Mode

One phone.
Two sides.
A verdict in seconds.

Pass-the-phone arguments for tables, couches, and back seats. No signup, no friction — just play, claim later.

Bar Mode entry screen on iPhone showing 'Settle it right here'.
Daily Settle

Today’s call.

A fresh dispute every day. Read both sides, pick who’s in the wrong, see what the world said.

Daily Settle screen showing 'The Bill Split' dispute.
Rivals & Profile

Track the tally.

Claim verdicts, build rivalries, and keep a running record of who’s actually been right all this time.

Rivals screen showing head-to-head record.
The verdict

Six lines of drama. One screenshot-worthy ruling.

Every Settle verdict has the same anatomy — fast to read, fun to share, hard to argue with. (Though you’ll try.)

01
Guilty side
Settle picks who lost — by name, with no hedging.
02
Guilt percentage
A score like 78–22 so you know exactly how cooked one side is.
03
The ruling
A short, punchy reasoning that explains the call in plain English.
04
Aggravating factor
The thing that made it worse — surfaced as a deciding factor.
05
Mitigating factor
The redeeming detail. Sometimes you’re still wrong, just less wrong.
06
Penance
A small, funny task to settle the score for real. Buy a drink. Apologize properly.
SETTLED

Side B
wins this one.

78–22 verdict · Side A lost
The ruling
You’re complaining about someone’s literal life-sustaining bodily functions — that’s not a reasonable social grievance, that’s your problem to solve.
Penance
Buy them a drink and practice some deep breathing exercises of your own.
Waitlist

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FAQ

Quick answers.

Everything you’d ask at the bar before downloading.

No — it's for fun, not legal advice. Settle is a comedy bit dressed up as a courtroom. Don't use it to draft a contract.
No. Bar Mode runs on one phone with no signup. You can play first and claim the verdict to your profile later.
No. Nothing is wagered, won or paid out. Settle is a fun social app — not betting, not prediction markets, not anything regulated.
Mobile-first. iOS and Android at launch, with a lightweight web flow for shared verdict links.
Yes. Bar Mode is built for it — pass-the-phone, both sides type their version, the verdict drops in seconds.
Settle reads both sides, weighs them on tone, fairness and the actual ask, then renders a short verdict with a guilt percentage and a small penance.